Our christmas tree is better than your christmas tree
if i was harry, i would have stuck a letter down the front of my pants and ran out on the front lawn bc
- the dursleys aren’t gonna chase me and cause a scene, it’d upset their pristine reputation
- if they DID chase me out, they’d have to put their hand down my pants to get to the letter and i’d just start screaming STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER and fuck up their repuation for real
you would kill voldemort in first year at that rate
was voldemort a virgin
Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy.
TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX
doing the do with you know who
I’M SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE
he who must not be laid
Oh holy fuck, this is the best AU I’ve ever seen.
Sirius Black and Severus Snape meet in the afterlife
…nothing has changed
dark haired boys with light eyes are the reason i struggle to survive
They are the reason Voldemort struggles to survive too
*slow clap for the harry potter fandom*
I love how tumblr is so hell bent on their being a Marauders movie they will probably end up making it themselves
wow this is scarily well done
BEST ONE BEST ONE BEST ONE
YOUNG SNAPE THO
look at how cute and cuddly tom looks and how badass dan looks i just noPE
I am sorry for the non-book related post but its been 10 minutes and I am still laughing.
hey remember that one time movie Dumbledore actually acted like book Dumbledore?